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maybe steven tyler will find one for them, you know? he's going to be looking. you know, they could always replace him with two folded pieces of bologna stuck to a mr. potato head. the songs sing themselves at this point. there is someone they ought to talk to. yoko ono is -- well, she recently performed what she called a voice art piece at the museum of modern art in new york and it was -- as you can imagine, quite wonderful. [ screaming ] [ screaming ] >> jimmy: well -- she's still got it. i guess, right? [ applause ] and one more thing. this is -- this is crazy. this is real security camera footage from a cruise ship that, i guess was hit by a freak wave off the coast of new zealand. fortunately, ship didn't sink, but which is i guess why we have the footage. but it got knocked around pretty good. look at this. now, here, you see, there's a bartender and one of the guys that works on the ship, and they have no idea. all of a sudden, the wave takes them an the furniture to the other side of the room. you think they'd have some sort of, like, preparation for th
maybe steven tyler will find one for them, you know? he's going to be looking. you know, they could always replace him with two folded pieces of bologna stuck to a mr. potato head. the songs sing themselves at this point. there is someone they ought to talk to. yoko ono is -- well, she recently performed what she called a voice art piece at the museum of modern art in new york and it was -- as you can imagine, quite wonderful. [ screaming ] [ screaming ] >> jimmy: well -- she's still got...
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the rumored replacements are jennifer lopez and steven tyler from aerosmith. randy jackson would stay. i tell you, randy jackson, steven tyler, jennifer lopez, why even bother having contestants? just put those three in a house, you've got a show right there. [ applause ] hey, you know, i guess -- what, 13 days, she served, of her 90 day sentence in linwood correctional facility in california. lindsay lohan was out-carcerated early this morning. taken directly to ucla psychiatric hospital for evaluation. >> she will spend the next three months -- >> jimmy: that's her old friend herbie. he gave her a ride just to get her there quickly. [ applause ] there was a large crowd -- a large crowd assembled outside the jail where lindsay served her sentence, including our old pal jake byrd. jake byrd is a celebrity superfan. he loves lindsay lohan. so much so, he even -- watch for him here -- he made our local news last night. >> we are live in linwood and you the shot of the door where once again lindsay lohan set to be released -- >> jimmy: all right, so that's jake.
the rumored replacements are jennifer lopez and steven tyler from aerosmith. randy jackson would stay. i tell you, randy jackson, steven tyler, jennifer lopez, why even bother having contestants? just put those three in a house, you've got a show right there. [ applause ] hey, you know, i guess -- what, 13 days, she served, of her 90 day sentence in linwood correctional facility in california. lindsay lohan was out-carcerated early this morning. taken directly to ucla psychiatric hospital for...
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the first judge they announced was steven tyler from aerosmith. i don't see him making it through the senate confirmation hearings, i really don't. mr. tyler, have you used a drug at any time? and then, they brought out the smoke machine to announce judge number two. >> you now know about the guys representing the guys in this show. but who will be speaking up for the ladies? who will have that female point of view? please welcome the total package, the triple threat, miss betty white! >> jimmy: well, that was a surprise. and let me say, it is about time someone put betty white in something. actually, they announced jennifer lopez will be the lady judge on "american idol." they are paying her $12 million and randy jackson will rush. he's not getting $12 million. randy has an incentives package. he gets $5 every time he says dog. $10 a dude and $1.50 per yo, so it adds up. this is a heartwarming tale from our local news. a reporter did a story on a charity that gives bags stuffed with fun things to kids who are in foster care, and while there, they
the first judge they announced was steven tyler from aerosmith. i don't see him making it through the senate confirmation hearings, i really don't. mr. tyler, have you used a drug at any time? and then, they brought out the smoke machine to announce judge number two. >> you now know about the guys representing the guys in this show. but who will be speaking up for the ladies? who will have that female point of view? please welcome the total package, the triple threat, miss betty white!...
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tyler. tmz's camera caught up with the aerosmith frontman. >> they haven't called me yet. >> reporter: critics say that now could save the show. >> we need someone to ignite that studio with something incendiary to say. >> did you think you could become the "american idol"? >> yes, sir. >> you're deaf. >> reporter: idle chatter doesn't cut it. for "good morning america," sharyn alfonsi, abc news, new york. >>> when we come back, the curse of the flying fish. what will it take to finally give them the hook? [ girl ] bye mom! bye sweetie! you'll do great. [ laughs ] this is it! [ all ] 10...9...8... a new school year has so much potential! any resolutions? my resolution is the same as always; keep her full and focused with my fiber. [ all ] 3...2...1... happy school year! [ female announcer ] this school year, make a resolution to give your kid kellogg's frosted mini-wheats cereal. an excellent source of fiber from 100% whole grain. that helps keep them full so they can focus on the day ahead.
tyler. tmz's camera caught up with the aerosmith frontman. >> they haven't called me yet. >> reporter: critics say that now could save the show. >> we need someone to ignite that studio with something incendiary to say. >> did you think you could become the "american idol"? >> yes, sir. >> you're deaf. >> reporter: idle chatter doesn't cut it. for "good morning america," sharyn alfonsi, abc news, new york. >>> when we come...